And the Other is a Bird - Dan Quayle is almost as Funny as Sarah Palin


What's the difference between Quayle and a quail? One ___________________ and the other is a bird. One has a brain the size of a pea and the other is a bird. One reproduces by rubbing itself on an oviduct and the other is a bird. One pecks mindlessly all day long and the other is a bird. One almost drowned in a rainstorm by staring upwards and the other is a bird. One is beloved by Republicans with shotguns and the other is a bird.

About this site: When I heard the Dan Quayle joke, "Guess who that dope picked to be his running mate? Quayle.", it was immediately obvious that there were dozens of better punch lines and that they are all in the following form: One ______ and the other is a bird. About me: I'm a comedy writer and one of 301,139,947 Americans (including Dan Quayle) that is more qualified than Sarah Palin to run my country.	Write a punchline for Dan! Fulfill your childhood dream of being a Republican speechwriter. And mail me a punchline and I'll post it and give you full creds. Just like Arthur Shamsky of Bellview, Michigan! What's the difference between Quayle and a quail? One is the future vice president and the other is a bird. Funny, but I bet you can do even better!	Links: Sister Sites AndTheOtherisaDog.com AndTheOtherisaPenis.com Sites That Don't Suck So Bad
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