And the Other is a P*** - Funny LBJ Jokes and Photos that include Sarah Palin


What's the difference between JFK's running mate and JFK's schlong? One ___________________ and the other JFK's schlong. One has has big, droopy folds of flesh around it's hole and the other is JFK's schlong. One get's excited when you rub it and the other is JFK's schlong. One scares Marilyn Monroe when she just looks at it and the other is JFK's schlong. One is constantly spewing malaprops and the other is JFK's schlong. One will use all necessary means to allow free access for Negroes and the other is JFK's schlong.

About this site: When I heard the LBJ joke, "What do you get with a JFK and LBJ ticket? No vowels.", it was immediately obvious that there were dozens of better punch lines and that they are all in the following form: One ______ and the other is JFK's schlong. About me: I'm a comedy writer and one of 301,139,947 Americans (including Dan Quayle and anyone with the initials BJ in their name) that is more qualified than Sarah Palin to run my country.	Write a punchline for LBJ! Fulfill your childhood dream of being a Democrat speechwriter. And mail me a punchline and I'll post it and give you full creds. Just like Arthur Shamsky of Bellview, Michigan! What's the difference between JFK's running mate and JFK's sclong? Oh, about 5 feet, 10 inches! Funny, but it doesn't fit the format.	Links: Sister Sites AndTheOtherisaBird.com AndTheOtherisaDog.com Sites That Don't Suck So Bad RandomPolitik Grizzly Bay
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